I am applying for the position you advertised, you know the one to steal your heart!! I would be perfect for you, I love to roll around in the grass and play with all sorts of toys and I also love to cuddle. I get along with most dogs as long as they like me and they aren't the type to worry about who's in charge. And you know what? Cats don't even bother me!!!!! I do prefer big kids to live with though because I like to wrestle and I might knock a little one over.

I hope to get the job as your best and forever friend!

-Gretel